Hmmm.

Is it just me, or are they trying to sell sweatpants painted up like blue jeans for $40?  What's next, nightgown prom dresses?   I mean really, do you know how lumpy most people's asses would be in these?  It is a good thing they are pajamas because then these lumpy assed girls will be properly dressed for a fashion nightmare.

Please explain why...

Please explain why a woman felt the need to discuss her new medication and how her urine smelled like burned beans.  She says all of this to me like I am her very own personal physician.  I was washing my hands and she steps up and shares this nugget of info.  People, this is not acceptable behavior.  This has been a public service announcement. 

This is on the dashboard of my mother's car. WTF? She must be regressing.

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Favorites!

Okay, I think it is time for me to discuss my favorite songs right now. I will limit the list to five.
1. The National, "Bloodbuzz Ohio"- The lead's voice sounds like Tom Waits and Darth Vader's love child.
2. Broken Bells, "Sailing to Nowhere"-  Love this one.  Great melody and  a bit creepy.
3. Guster, "Do You Love Me"-  This song makes me smile big.  I love that "marbles in my mouth" phrase.  I can totally relate.
4. The Black Keys, "Howlin' for you"-  Sexy.
5. And an older, but still awesome, "Be Here Now" by Mason Jennings-  Makes me think about how good my life is right now. 

All are awesome.

By the way, I have no qualms about telling you that I can be obsessed with a song or songs. I set about ten songs on a playlist and hit the repeat button. Before I know it I will have listened to them all about five times. Does this count as a hobby?

Yep...

In case you cannot tell, this is a naked barbie riding a bulldog hood ornament. What can I say? Some rednecks are freakin' geniuses.

Looks like Nietzsche was right...

God must be dead.

DaNaNaNa...They say its your birthday!

Happy 70th to the late John Lennon.  Which begs the question; how can one have a birthday if one is dead?  I don't really know, I just really love the Beatles.  John is not my fav, but god I love "Happiness is a Warm Gun".  Anywho, celebrate the music today.

Chicago Impressions

Can squids use spoons?

I dreamt last night that I was a giant squid with tentacles that held jars of nutella. Also, I sang that song "Angie" by the Stones really loudly while I waved my delicious jars of hazelnut goodness. I was one happy squid. I think Freud would have a ball with that one.

Things I learned today:

1.  I really hate getting junk mail.  I always suspected that it sucked, but I really do hate it.

2.  Cheese grits with turkey sausage and garlic are amazing.

3.  Queen Latifah sounds like a man when she speaks on the radio.  Seriously, I thought I was listening to an interview with Shaquille O'Neal for about five minutes.