Yes, I know, this is not a shocker. I burp all the time; in fact, that was to be my talent at 4-H camp. I could burp the alphabet. I was good at it. I would go so far as to say I was the Michael Jordan of alphabet burping, but apparently the talent show judges at camp didn't think burping was a "talent". Whatever, they suck.
I digress, today I was sitting, having a conversation with a co-worker when a burp slipped out. Just came out loud and proud. This has never happened to me. I always have a warning. It may be a short one, but it is at least enough time to close my mouth or muffle the sound. This was completely unexpected. I am freaking out. What if this happens when I meet President Obama, or Paul McCartney? I will never be the same again. How can I ever relax again?
1 comments:
The answer is obviously to give the President or Paul McCartney a large amount of carbinated beverage upon meeting them. Then THEY will burp first and if they do it first...it's fine. Burp away.
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