Memories...

Just so I will always remember, it was the 13th of March, 2010 when I ended up in a smelly cab with my friends and a toothless lesbian named D.  The lesbian didn't have a ride home and I think she had a thing for one of my friends.  I was too drunk to care that we were riding through the night with a strange lady who wanted to get in my pal's panties.  She kept bitching about some cologne she left in her absent friend's car.  We went to Perkins where I ate pancakes and bacon, and my friend broke the news that she was straight and married.  We left Perkins while D was in the restroom; I hope she made it home, and got her cologne back.