Would it be classier if it was a horned up toad?

So my friend Ms. L and I decided that the Bachelor was a big flop, and that Reid Rosenthal from the last Bachelorette should have been the Bachelor.  He is so adorable.  We decided to let Reid know what we thought of him.  We sent the following email to him at his website (where I found the tasty picture above):

Hey Reid! We wanted to drop you a line and tell you how wonderful we think you were on theBachelorette show, and we think you are definitely "sex on legs"

Sadie and Ms. L

(ps we are not crazy stalkers just normal horned up women living in a very small town!) haha

Ms. L insisted that "horned up" was a classier way to say "horny".  Ummm,... yeah.  So, I received the following generic email from "Reid":

Hello,

Thank you for visiting our website. We hope that you were able to find everything you needed. Our site is updated daily with new and valuable information. Please visit as often as you like and consider it your personal real estate resource center.

As a convenience for our customers, we offer you instant access to our entire Multiple Listing Service inventory of listings! Now…you can view every property listed for sale, conveniently, in the comfort of your own home. You will have access to the most accurate, up-to-date property information available anywhere. Just go to our Web site.

Again, thank you for your interest. We look forward to speaking with you soon. 

This is the standard reply email everyone gets because I think if Reid Rosenthal actually read our email he probably is not looking forward to speaking with us soon.  :)  We love you Reid, and promise to use your agency if we are ever looking for land in Philly!  

P.S. I will let you all know if a restraining order issues.