Glorious...

I mean, why are there dorks at the Olympics, the biggest sporting event there is, skating around in cowboy costumes to the effin' Dixie Chicks? I even hate the fact that I know who the Dixie Chicks are.  Men should not wear chaps and ice skates together.  I am making a decree: no skates and chaps at the same time.  There, that should head off any further foolishness.

EDIT:  Oh, Mah, God, now there are two Russians dressed up in skin colored body stockings painted to look like Aborigines.  Sweet lord, why, why is this a sport?