I am so sorry that I made fun of your motivational poster. Its just...I see so many of the "demotivational" ones on the net that seeing a real one in a working office is sort of like seeing an actual living dinosaur.
I thought they were extinct, or at the very least held by some collector of jackassery in an ill conceived theme-park or a damp basement somewhere. But there it was in your office; eagle flying high. "Dare to Soar: Your attitude, almost always determines your altitude in life." I pointed out that, first of all, this is cheesy as hell. Second, it is a blatant lie. Most often your location would determine your altitude in life. Your attitude has nothing to do with your placement relative to sea level.
Maybe I am being too literal.
Anyway, so sorry for the insult to your "artwork", actually I am more sorry that you thought it was "artwork".
Cheers.
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Oh My Goodness. My dad has one of those in his office. It is truly terrible.
I have to disagree...altitude does effect attitude...take me for example, I'm farther from sea level and way awesomer than most people! I even have the ability to coin new words like awesomer!!
You are more awesome than most people. I will give you that. Maybe how awesome you think you are is directly related to how tall you are.
Nah, if so a certain short man we know would not be "spoiling the seeds of the many women he has bedded." Hahhaaha
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